Chapter 19: Bulletin Board Thread Part 3

[Dungeon!] Thread for Talking About Adventurers and Streamers 2374

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391: Average Anonymous "I... want... to... see... Black Robe... stream..."

392: Average Anonymous "You sound like an Orc who just learned how to speak."

393: Average Anonymous "Maybe a Goblin."

394: Average Anonymous "Lmao. I get the feeling, though."

395: Average Anonymous "The guy was a ghost. No one could find a trace of him."

396: Average Anonymous "No tracks, no sightings for four days, and zero history. He didn't exist before this."

397: Average Anonymous "A true cipher. It was almost impressive."

398: Average Anonymous "And yet his clips kept trending. The view count on that idiot Ryuga’s original stream just wouldn't stop climbing."

399: Average Anonymous "I never understood what goes on in that moron's head, but it was surprising he didn't try to milk the situation."

400: Average Anonymous "I agreed. Knowing that scum, I expected him to use the Black Robe as clickbait to fund his next bender."

401: Average Anonymous "Speaking of which, what happened to the idiot?"

402: Average Anonymous "His monetization was stripped temporarily. He hadn't streamed in four days, and his Tsumitter went dark. People claimed they saw him in the Dungeon, though."

403: Average Anonymous "That guy in a Dungeon without a camera? I couldn't even picture it."

404: Average Anonymous "Probably a government quota."

405: Average Anonymous "Conspiracy theories already? Pathetic."

406: Average Anonymous "Whatever. Let’s move on to the Black Robe or literally anyone else."

407: Average Anonymous "Fair enough. Talking about that guy was a waste of breath anyway."

408: Average Anonymous "So, did anyone have their eye on any particular adventurers or streamers lately?"

409: Average Anonymous "The Black Robe. Obviously."

410: Average Anonymous "We already covered that. My fault, I phrased the question poorly. Give me some newcomers or veterans."

411: Average Anonymous "Popular streamers... who was even left?"

412: Average Anonymous "There were too many adventurers to keep track of these days."

413: Average Anonymous "It was inevitable. The number of people awakening increased every year."

414: Average Anonymous "Just the way the world worked now, I guess."

415: Average Anonymous "Let’s stick to the classics. Should we talk about the [S-Rank] Adventurers?"

416: Average Anonymous "Finally━(・∀・)━!!!!"

417: Average Anonymous "I'd been waiting for this."

418: Average Anonymous "I had plenty to say."

419: Average Anonymous "I figured as much. I put together a summary of the [S-Rank] Adventurers."

420: Average Anonymous "Competent."

421: Average Anonymous "A genius."

422: Average Anonymous "This helped."

423: Average Anonymous "Are you a handsome guy? I bet you are."

424: Average Anonymous "I suppose I could take a look. If I had to."

425: Average Anonymous "Here was the list of [S-Rank] Adventurers who streamed. Japan only, obviously."

【[Ice Princess]】Ayane Yukisaki 【[Burning Blade]】Kagura 【[Dragonewt Cavalry]】Kaiser Dragonia (Real name: Goro Tanaka) 【[Hyakuma]】Hakuno Tougen 【[Carnage]】Ouma 【[Ex Machina]】Mad Doctor☆ 【[Ritter der Nacht]】Laura 【[Guardian]】Yamato

426: Average Anonymous "The usual eight."

427: Average Anonymous "The regular lineup."

428: Average Anonymous "There was a certain sense of security in seeing those names."

429: Average Anonymous "So, who was the first victim of our scrutiny?"

430: Average Anonymous "It had to be Tanaka."

431: Average Anonymous "Show some respect. Call him Kaiser-san."

432: Average Anonymous "Wasn't it Tanaka-kun?"

433: Average Anonymous "The kid was only a high school sophomore, after all."

434: Average Anonymous "High school sophomore, Goro Tanaka-kun."

435: Average Anonymous "Note: Suffering from a severe case of Sophomore Syndrome."

436: Average Anonymous "He was strong, though. That was the annoying part."

437: Average Anonymous "He held the special [Job], [Dragon Rider]."

438: Average Anonymous "For a variant of a [Summoner], his stats were absurd."

439: Average Anonymous "He could summon dragons and use [Dragonification] on himself. It wasn't fair."

440: Average Anonymous "Pick one and stick to it, kid."

441: Average Anonymous "He was already a menace riding a dragon. He didn't need a self-buff."

442: Average Anonymous "The poster boy for chuunibyou."

443: Average Anonymous "He was just a guy with a painfully normal name who happened to be needlessly strong, cool, and a total airhead."

444: Average Anonymous "A good person. He didn't have a single malicious bone in his body."

445: Average Anonymous "The biggest idiot of the bunch, but also the most decent."

446: Average Anonymous "Everyone loved Tanaka. It was a fact of life."

447: Average Anonymous "There wasn't anything to hate."

448: Average Anonymous "His fan service was top-tier."

449: Average Anonymous "He was cute, in his own way."

450: Average Anonymous "Fine, Tanaka was a saint. Who was next?"

451: Average Anonymous "Kagura-sama, the [Burning Blade]."

452: Average Anonymous "The swordswoman!"

453: Average Anonymous "A classic beauty."

454: Average Anonymous "She was the personification of a student council president."

455: Average Anonymous "But she was a bit ditzy. That was the charm."

456: Average Anonymous "The way she forced herself to use 'gozaru' was great. Right?"

457: Average Anonymous "A top-tier samurai girl."

458: Average Anonymous "Elegant, refined, and a lady. She was designed to be popular."

459: Average Anonymous "She was flat, though."

460: Average Anonymous "That was the best part, you philistine."

461: Average Anonymous "You want to go, punk? Step outside."

462: Average Anonymous "Calm down. Both aesthetics were supreme."

463: Average Anonymous "You're the one who needs to calm down. Anyway, let’s talk about My Lord."

464: Average Anonymous "Laura-sama! Laura-sama!"

465: Average Anonymous "Banzai! Banzai!"

466: Average Anonymous "She was a lady born in Romania, wasn't she?"

467: Average Anonymous "Her face belonged in a museum. A national treasure."

468: Average Anonymous "A literal cultural heritage site."

469: Average Anonymous "They were huge. She was huge. A simple observation."

470: Average Anonymous "The contrast when she stood next to Kagura-sama was brutal. Lol."

471: Average Anonymous "The Void vs. The Mountain."

472: Average Anonymous "Stop it. You’re going to make Kagura-sama cry."

473: Average Anonymous "It was nice that they were actually friends, though."

474: Average Anonymous "Childhood friends, apparently."

475: Average Anonymous "It was terrifying that both of them were that strong."

476: Average Anonymous "The combination of flames and style was always a treat to watch."

477: Average Anonymous "Pure aesthetics."

478: Average Anonymous "They provided a sense of security."

479: Average Anonymous "They just didn't die. They were the cream of the crop, even among [S-rank]."

480: Average Anonymous "Impressive, considering their age."

481: Average Anonymous "Watching beautiful girls interact was the only medicine I needed."

482: Average Anonymous "Wait, Laura-sama only reached [S-Rank] recently, right? How did that go down again?"

483: Average Anonymous "The usual protocol. She conquered an uncleared Dungeon of Rank A or higher. Specifically, she cleared the Old Castle—an [S-Rank] Dungeon crawling with vampires."

484: Average Anonymous "That was legendary. It felt like a myth unfolding in real-time."

485: Average Anonymous "Kagura-sama wasn't lagging behind either!"

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835: Average Anonymous "So, we were all in agreement that Laura-sama was the strongest and cutest?"

836: Average Anonymous "No. It was the Ice Princess."

837: Average Anonymous "Kagura-sama, obviously."

838: Average Anonymous "I stepped away for five minutes and the usual waifu war broke out. Typical."

839: Average Anonymous "A. Regular. Occurrence."

840: Average Anonymous "The. Usual."

841: Average Anonymous "Predictable. Unavoidable."

842: Average Anonymous "I knew this would happen."

843: Average Anonymous "It was Tanaka."

844: Average Anonymous "Don't make this more complicated than it already is. Lol."

845: Average Anonymous "Anyway, changing the subject. I heard there was some incident at Meikutsu Academy."

846: Average Anonymous "Heh. That was rare for them."

847: Average Anonymous "Supposedly, some monsters managed to reach the surface."

848: Average Anonymous "That’s a massive failure. Lmao."

849: Average Anonymous "The students supposedly stepped up and handled it."

850: Average Anonymous "Impressive. The future looked bright, I guess."

851: Average Anonymous "I heard there was even an Ogre."

852: Average Anonymous "If they resolved that, whoever killed it was a monster themselves."

853: Average Anonymous "I’m surprised the school didn't get roasted harder online."

854: Average Anonymous "There were no casualties. Besides, monster escapes happened occasionally."

855: Average Anonymous "Just handling it was enough to earn my respect."

856: Average Anonymous "A school specializing in Dungeons really was on another level."

857: Average Anonymous "Normal people couldn't hope to imitate them."

858: Average Anonymous "Well, they were planning a project. Probably to distract everyone from the incident."

859: Average Anonymous "I was listening."

860: Average Anonymous "Meikutsu Academy was going to host a Dungeon conquest stream featuring their first-year students."

861: Average Anonymous "They were really leaning into it."

862: Average Anonymous "As expected of a national institution."

863: Average Anonymous "And—get this—Tanaka and Kagura-sama were going to collaborate with Meikutsu as guardians."

864: Average Anonymous "Seriously?"

865: Average Anonymous "Wait, if it was Meikutsu, wouldn't the Ice Princess be there too?"

866: Average Anonymous "Exactly. That was why everyone was hyped."

867: Average Anonymous "Thanks for the info."

868: Average Anonymous "A collab between three [S-Rank] Adventurers. Unreal."

869: Average Anonymous "My schedule was officially cleared. I wasn't missing that."