Episode 106: Message Board ⑨

Thread 35: Talking about the [Hero] Reima Kariya [Summoner]

53: Standard Anon The Naming Ceremony is finally today!!

54: Standard Anon I’m too hyped to sleep!

55: Standard Anon I’ve rewatched every single stream he’s ever popped up in.

56: Standard Anon He’s finally getting an alias, huh?

57: Standard Anon Way too soon.

58: Standard Anon If anything, it’s late. It was weird that someone with that much power wasn't an S-Rank already.

59: Standard Anon Wait, isn't the scale of this thing a bit massive for just one person’s ceremony?

60: Standard Anon Well, today’s ceremony is also a formal unveiling of Japan’s S-Rank Adventurers for the international community.

61: Standard Anon Wait, they’re all coming!?

62: Standard Anon Nah, apparently Carnage, [ ], Ex Machina, and Hyakuma won't be there.

63: Standard Anon Lame.

64: Standard Anon Shiraku-sama is currently on an overseas business trip, after all.

65: Standard Anon I can’t even picture Ouma showing his face at an event like this.

66: Standard Anon Mad Doctor☆… honestly, it’s better if she doesn't show up.

67: Mad Doctor☆ "I wonder how she’d feel if she heard you say that?"

68: Standard Anon Gah! She’s here!

69: Standard Anon Go away! Shoo!

70: Mad Doctor☆ "Wow, what a cold reception… how amusing."

71: Standard Anon Why aren't you attending the actual ceremony?

72: Standard Anon You’re terrifying. Please leave.

73: Standard Anon Why would an S-Rank even lurk in a cesspool like this?

74: Standard Anon Don't become the "approachable" S-Rank Adventurer. No one wants that.

75: Mad Doctor☆ "I hate crowds, and besides, I’m strictly behind-the-scenes! Today I’m busy mass-producing my ‘works’ while checking this thread in my downtime. Oh, I’ve also been put in charge of venue security."

76: Standard Anon You call that "work"?

77: Standard Anon Wait… is the world ending?

78: Standard Anon I literally cannot imagine you doing actual work. Lol.

79: Standard Anon Isn't your "security" just human experimentation?

80: Mad Doctor☆ "The five people who just posted above me… you’re all at the venue, aren’t you? I wonder what I should do to you?"

81: Standard Anon Holy crap, she found us!?

82: Standard Anon Isn't hacking a crime?!

83: Standard Anon Someone arrest her.

84: Standard Anon She’s easily the scariest one.

85: Mad Doctor☆ "Didn't I make my ability public? Modern phone lines and communication functions are all magic-based, so I can use the surveillance cameras to see exactly where the signals originate. Identifying which people in the venue are posting in this thread is child's play. I’m the one who maintained the mana-circuits here to begin with, you know?"

86: Standard Anon Oh right, I forgot this freak was an S-Rank.

87: Standard Anon More importantly, if you’re actually at the venue, that means you’re at least B-rank. What are you elites doing lurking here?

88: Standard Anon The upper crust is among us. Lol.

89: Standard Anon Has anyone seen Reima-kun?

90: Standard Anon I see him, but I don't have the guts to talk to him!

91: Standard Anon He’s surrounded by Ayane-sama and the other S-Ranks. There’s no way for a regular person to break into that circle.

92: Standard Anon I’m currently watching Reima-kun while eating some of Shiki-kun's grilled skewers.

93: Standard Anon [Strategist]… Wow, talk about feeling out of place.

94: Standard Anon The skewers are actually amazing. Highly recommended.

95: Standard Anon I know, right? I was shocked by how good they were.

96: Standard Anon But man, Reima is cool.

97: Standard Anon He’s just a straight-up handsome guy.

98: Standard Anon He’s clearly been training hard. Also, what brand is he wearing?

99: Standard Anon Ugh, I want a photo.

100: Standard Anon Too bad. Curse your own weakness for not being here in person.

101: Standard Anon There are only about ten thousand B-ranks in total. Isn't that a bit harsh?

102: Standard Anon What are these Second-Class Adventurers even doing with their lives? Honestly.

103: Standard Anon Actually, I’m A-rank.

104: Standard Anon Me too.

105: Standard Anon Then what the hell are you doing here?! (Confused)

106: Standard Anon That makes two out of the two thousand A-ranks in Japan.

107: Standard Anon Put on a tripcode.

108: Wild Shooter Fine by me.

109: Lancer is Yarisa in Japanese You’re a good sport, Ransha-ma.

110: Standard Anon Lmao, they’re top-tier A-ranks too.

111: Standard Anon Of all people, it’s these two crazies.

112: Standard Anon The Friendly Fire Princess and the Spearman, huh?

113: Wild Shooter I’d appreciate it if you didn't use that disgraceful nickname.

114: Standard Anon It’s well-deserved.

115: Standard Anon Obviously.

116: Wild Shooter It’s the fault of anyone who stands in my line of fire.

117: Standard Anon Wait, aren't you two in a party together?

118: Standard Anon They’re in the same guild, so I guess that makes sense.

119: Standard Anon The duo of ferocious beauties.

120: Lancer is Yarisa in Japanese We’ve got great chemistry.

121: Standard Anon It’s cheating that long-range attacks don't work on you.

122: Standard Anon That’s why he’s the only one who can actually party with the Friendly Fire Princess.

123: Wild Shooter I said, quit calling me that.

124: Standard Anon Standard daily behavior.

125: Lancer is Yarisa in Japanese It really is your own fault.

126: Standard Anon It’s over if even the Spearman is dunking on you.

127: Wild Shooter (´･ω･`)

128: Standard Anon Don't make that face in real life. Lol.

129: Standard Anon Lmao, she actually did it.

130: Standard Anon A dejected face from Wild Shooter is a rare drop.

131: Lancer is Yarisa in Japanese Anyway, I’m bored until the ceremony starts. Want to do an "anka"? Let’s go with post 139.

132: Standard Anon Wait, so sudden!?

133: Standard Anon I’m not ready!

134: Standard Anon You pleasure-seeking bastard!

135: Standard Anon Suddenly burst into dance.

136: Standard Anon Pick a fight.

137: Standard Anon Start a brawl with the first person you make eye contact with.

138: Standard Anon Hit on someone.

139: Wild Shooter Go talk to Reima-kun and hit on him.

140: Standard Anon Post a pic of your dress.

141: Standard Anon Send a photo.

142: Standard Anon Charge straight at Reima.

143: Standard Anon Nice snipe.

144: Lancer is Yarisa in Japanese I will never forgive you. Wait, what?

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235: Standard Anon So, how’d it go? Lol.

236: Standard Anon A twenty-four-year-old hitting on a high school freshman.

237: Standard Anon Is that a criminal offense?

238: Standard Anon What was the reaction from the people there?

239: Standard Anon They’re muttering curses.

240: Standard Anon Wild Shooter just started aggressively taunting them, and they snapped.

241: Standard Anon That was brutal.

242: Lancer is Yarisa in Japanese I tried to hit on him while he was with Goro, but he brushed me off with total grace.

243: Standard Anon Lmao, Goro was there?

244: Standard Anon The contrast between a flustered Goro and a perfectly calm Reima-kun was hilarious.

245: Standard Anon "Yo, you free? Hang out with me—wanna fight?" "I’m sorry, we’ve only just met… and besides, I’m a bit nervous." "Oh? Why’s that?" "Well, I can’t help but be tense around such a beautiful person." "Wha—!" "So, I’ll have to decline. Perhaps another time."

246: Standard Anon Wait, isn't he a bit of a smooth operator?

247: Standard Anon Total delinquent vibes.

248: Standard Anon He’s a good kid.

249: Standard Anon Wait, the Spearman actually blushed?

250: Lancer is Yarisa in Japanese Look, I don't talk to men often, okay? I didn't know how to handle that. To think I’d get played like that… Maybe I should actually try to steal him for real?

251: Standard Anon Uh oh.

252: Standard Anon Don't you dare.

253: Standard Anon Should I call the cops now?

254: Standard Anon Oh, look.

255: Standard Anon It’s starting.

256: Standard Anon Whoa, they’re all lined up.

257: Standard Anon The stream is live!

258: Standard Anon Amazing. So this is S-Rank.

259: Standard Anon I’ve never seen them all gathered in one place before.

260: Standard Anon I just heard him say [Summon]!

261: Standard Anon Who’s he bringing out!?

262: Standard Anon Whoa, it’s the two wolves!

263: Standard Anon That magic is incredible.

264: Standard Anon I can feel the mana even through the screen!

265: Standard Anon The official name was just released. It’s [Valhalla].

266: Standard Anon That is way too cool.

267: Standard Anon That’s Kaiser’s naming sense for sure.

268: Standard Anon Yeah, Kaiser definitely named him.

269: Standard Anon I didn't miss Kaiser breaking into a grin the moment it was announced.

270: Standard Anon Are those two his main combat force? They’re completely off the charts…

271: Standard Anon Luna Managarm and Sol Skoll.

272: Standard Anon Are they myth-tier Summoned Beasts?

273: Standard Anon Ridiculously cool.

274: Standard Anon They’re beautiful.

275: Standard Anon I can feel the dignity and elegance from here.

276: Standard Anon So, to our A-rank lurkers: could you win?

277: Wild Shooter Not a chance.

278: Lancer is Yarisa in Japanese I’d love to try, but yeah, it’s impossible.

279: Standard Anon Making those two answer instantly… that’s terrifying.

280: Standard Anon Is he really that dangerous?

281: Standard Anon I’m at the venue right now, and the mana he’s putting off is on a completely different level.

282: Standard Anon And they aren't even in their humanoid forms right now, right?

283: Standard Anon What was it? He has that one insane transformation too, doesn't he?

284: Standard Anon [Valhalla] is a beast.

285: Standard Anon Regardless, a new S-Rank is born!

286: Standard Anon I hope he does his best.

287: Standard Anon He’ll be fine.

288: Standard Anon Things have been peaceful lately, and the big festival is wrapping up. I wonder if he’ll start a streaming channel?

289: Standard Anon I guess we’ll find out in due time.

290: Standard Anon For now, cheers!