Last updated: Jan 17, 2026, 11:05 p.m.
View Original Source →"Did you ever actually fight Teacher Chloe?" I asked.
"Just a bit."
"...That’s surprising. Did you approach her yourself?"
"Yep! She turned me down at first, but I kept asking and asking until she finally gave in. But wow, she was incredible. Her whip went bam! Then it was all whish-whish! And then at the end, it went zzap-zap-zap!"
Olynn began to explain himself with a flurry of incomprehensible sound effects and wild hand gestures. His long hair swayed back and forth, making the smear of ketchup on his cheek stand out even more.
Senior Cynthia doesn’t get jealous, of course.
After all, Olynn is a guy.
However, the lowerclassmen watching from a distance were whispering amongst themselves.
"Check it out... Doesn't Senior Weiss have a literal bouquet in each hand?"
"Incredible. Senior Cynthia, Senior Lilith, and even some mysterious beautiful girl senior."
"I feel like I've seen her somewhere before... but man, she is gorgeous."
Having sharp ears is a curse sometimes. Even if I wanted to ignore them, I couldn't.
"Oh, Weiss-kun. You’ve got a bit of Melo-Melon on your cheek."
Right then, Olynn reached out and plucked the piece of fruit off my face. He didn't go so far as to pop it into his own mouth, thank god, but if anyone saw a scene like this, they’d get a totally wrong—and dangerous—idea.
In a panic, I released the full output of my Power of Darkness, flooding the area with enough pressure to leave everyone bewildered.
"Whoa! Wh-what’s with this sudden bloodlust?!"
"E-eeeek!"
"H-hyahhh!"
There. That should be enough to distract them. Or so I thought.
"Senior Weiss! Who is that senior?! Whoa, she’s so cute!"
"Belk, you’re being... incredibly rude. My apologies, everyone."
Appearing with an obnoxiously loud voice were Belk and Meryl. Olynn didn't seem to quite grasp what was happening, as he simply tilted his head in confusion.
"Hehe, thank you... I think?"
"S-She's so cuuuute!"
Belk’s eyes practically turned into hearts.
We’ll be fighting alongside the lowerclassmen during the next exam. These two in particular will make for excellent pawns.
"Belk, make sure you work hard for this senior's sake, too," I said.
"Yessir!"
"Fueh?"
I guess Olynn’s looks are good for something after all.
"Uwoooah! Who is this total babe?!"
Duke suddenly burst onto the scene with a shout, though it took him quite a while to realize the "babe" in question was actually Olynn.
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【Afterword】
The exam starts in the next chapter!
I Reincarnated as a Lazy and Evil Noble, and After I Destroyed the Scenario, I Became the Strongest with Extraordinary Magic Power
Release Date: March 29, 2024 (Tuesday)
(Scheduled for both physical and digital)
【Amazon Link & with Illustrations】
https://twitter.com/Kikuchikaisei/status/1755186344601804896
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