Last updated: Jan 17, 2026, 11:05 p.m.
View Original Source →"U-um, Weiss-kun... would you like to try some of this?"
At that moment, I realized Carta was holding something green in her hand.
Wait—this scent is...?!
"What exactly is this?" I asked.
"It’s a Melomelon Snack. My family’s company is planning to release them soon."
Now that I thought about it, her family was the one behind the Melo-Melon business expansion. Damn it, for someone like me to have forgotten! I let such a massive connection slip my mind.
"I’ll eat it," I declared. "In fact, put me down for ten dozen."
"Huh?! I-I see. I’ll make the arrangements."
"Please do. —Chomp."
"Fueh?! Weiss-kun?!"
"...It’s good."
Before I even realized what was happening, my body moved on its own. I had snatched the snack right out of Carta's hand and wolfed it down.
The texture was perfectly crispy, and the flavor of Melo-Melon exploded across my palate.
This is the absolute best...
Does Carta possess both the world's best Flight Magic and the best Melo-Melon? I felt like there was one more thing she had, but I couldn't quite remember.
"Carta, you really are the best."
"Eh?! Ehehe, I'm so happy to hear that."
I definitely need to get even closer to her from now on.
I felt a slight twinge of guilt for using her like this, but then again, I am Weiss Fancent. I use every tool at my disposal.
But it’s fine. Carta just needs to make sure she uses me well in return.
"I’ll pay you back for the snacks, of course, but that won't be enough to square the debt," I said. "I’ve been asking a lot of you lately, including this trip. Is there anything you want me to do for you?"
"E-eeeeh?! That's too much! But... t-that's true. Maybe I should think about it for a bit..."
"Yeah, anything is fine."
"A-anything?! ...Oh, what should I do...?"
Carta then proceeded to go through a whirlwind of emotions—blushing furiously, fidgeting restlessly, and then scowling in deep thought.
I had no idea what she was going to ask for, but well, it was Carta. She’d probably just want to go to her favorite Cat Cafe or something. If that was the price for a steady supply of Melo-Melon, it was a bargain.
Ah, as I thought, I really might be the perfect Weiss Fancent.
"...Maybe a ring... no, but... a ceremony..."
What the heck has she been mumbling about for the last minute?
Oh, right. I remember the third thing she has now.
The jiggle.
Afterword
They’re a good duo, nyaa.
[Kakuyomu Contest 9 New Work]
I have posted a new work.
This time, there is a huge number of entries, and the story will get buried immediately ( ;∀;)
I believe the content is quite interesting, so could I please ask for a follow and a star?
Readers, please lend me your strength!
Reincarnated as the Strongest and Most Evil Villain, I Act Behind the Scenes for the Sake of the Original Hero
https://kakuyomu.jp/works/16817330668130826322
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