110.5 The Jiggle Leaderboard

10th Place: Sierra Witch. A slight jiggle.

She was our resident flat-chested little girl—the Strongest Reaper and a total tsundere. She had a weakness for sweets, but you wouldn’t know it looking at her; she didn't have an ounce of excess fat on her. Still, she was the type to give her absolute all once she fell for someone, and her cheeks were incredibly squishy.

"I can’t say I’m satisfied with this ranking... but I suppose some people do prefer them on the smaller side?"

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9th Place: Cecil Antwerp. Jiggle, jiggle.

With an intellect that made me swoon and crystalline eyes that seemed to peer through my very soul, she was the definition of an "unattainable flower." Her distant aura was exactly what men yearned for, and I doubted there was a man alive whose heart wouldn't skip a beat at the sound of her whispering voice.

"Ninth? Men truly are obsessed with this sort of thing, aren't they? Well, I suppose it’s fine as long as you're enjoying yourselves."

8th Place: Lilith Scarlet. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

She possessed a supple, leggy beauty and a toned physique, boasting a waistline more exquisite than anyone else's. Her limbs were so slender and pale they were the envy of every woman. Combine that with her sunny disposition, and she was easily the top contender for the most approachable girl in the group.

"Eighth place, huh...? Well, I’m still happy! I’ll try even harder next time!"

7th Place: Shari Elias. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Just the fact that she was born into a prestigious family was enough to capture any man’s heart. Her personality was so egalitarian and kind that the only word for her was "angel." She never missed her skincare routine, morning, noon, or night—it was possible she ranked number one in terms of pure texture.

"Is seventh place good? Or is it bad? Oh well—thanks for the support, everyone!"

6th Place: Eva Avery. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

She had straight silver hair, translucent milky skin, and a refined face that reminded me of a Western doll. I'd always thought she was just slender, but the occasional glimpse of her cleavage was enough to stop a man's heart. Her personality was so gentle she didn't even get mad if someone stared—making her the ultimate "big sister" figure to boys everywhere.

"Oh, so I ended up in sixth? Well, if you really want to see that badly, I suppose I could show you?"

5th Place: Tura Enizi. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Between her healthy glow and her toned abs, the "jiggle" peeking out from her perfectly fit frame was enough to make anyone want to reach out. Her hidden modesty only added to the charm. I heard a rumor that Duran—a student who’d been secretly harboring a crush on her—actually burst into tears when he saw this.

"Fifth place! Well, getting on the leaderboard at all is a win in my book! Hm? Oh, I’m not wearing a bra! They’re way too restrictive!"

4th Place: Cynthia Violetta. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Her long, golden hair shimmered like actual bullion, and her beautiful blue eyes looked as though they could see everything in the world. Her skin was porcelain-white, and her modest demeanor paired with a voice like a harp made her feel like a collection of every beautiful thing in existence. Rumor had it she smelled incredible at all times.

"Fufu, I suppose I should be happy with fourth. After all, Weiss-sama is the only one allowed to experience my cool body."

3rd Place: Milk Abitus. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

She had a body more conditioned than anyone else's, yet she still possessed a voluptuous chest that overflowed with femininity. The mature sex appeal radiating from her tanned skin was enough to knock any man flat on his back. Just between us, she actually secretly enjoyed cooking.

"What a moronic ranking. If you have this much free time, go train. —Still, I suppose it doesn't feel entirely terrible."

2nd Place: Carta Wiore. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Her marshmallow-like body and "fluffy" personality were enough to envelop any man in comfort. One session with her kind heart and soothing voice was guaranteed to heal any soul. It wasn't an exaggeration to say she was the one who put the "jiggle" in the Jiggle Ranking.

"Second place?! I’m happy, but this is so embarrassing... B-But I’ll keep doing my best! Though I’m not exactly sure what I’m supposed to be doing my best at..."

1st Place: Eleanor Witch. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

The world of Noblesse Oblige was one governed by swords and magic, but in her presence, the world was governed by the Jiggle. No matter how much she ate, she never gained a pound of fat; every single nutrient was diverted directly to her chest. Her easygoing personality and breathy, whispering voice were like an angel’s song. The world was divided into two things: the Jiggle, and Eleanor.

"First place?! Should I be happy or sad? I think I’m happy! I’ll keep doing my best! Eh? The person in first place is supposed to jump up and down? L-Like this?"

I am so incredibly sorry. Between the launch of my new series and a mountain of real-life chaos, I didn’t have a single drop of energy left to write the main story. I had to rely on the "Jiggle" to save me. Please forgive me!

Just for reference, please consider "1 Jiggle" to be one unit of moderate bounciness.

Also, I’ve officially started posting my new work: I Reincarnated as the Most Evil Demon Lord and Want to Destroy the Scenario to Live a Slow Life, but My Immediate Subordinates, the Six Sealed Evils, Are Too Hot-Blooded and I'm in Trouble.

[https://kakuyomu.jp/works/16817330664579415585]

Yes, it’s another villain reincarnation, but this time it’s a Demon King. And I promise, the protagonist is properly the Strongest (so far, at least).

The story follows a protagonist who reincarnates as the Final Boss and tries to build a nation for the absolute strongest monsters in his quest for peace. Naturally, his bloodthirsty subordinates and various Great Nations end up causing all sorts of chaotic commotions along the way.

I’m desperate to make it onto the official rankings, so please, lend me your strength! (Please follow the story and give it a ☆☆☆ rating... I’m begging you!)

I’ve never actually had the chance to say, "Wow, I can’t believe it’s already doing this well right after the release!" and I’d really love to say it just once! Thank you for your support!